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potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

bowleggedbisexual:

#you look very pretty bobby #sam appreciates what you did with your beard today

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
SPN Season 1: Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon
SPN Seasons 2-4: Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels
SPN Seasons 5-9: Lol let's stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies
11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

So I started this Harry Potter comic

ohyousillypotato:

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11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

ladykatniss:

#YEAH DAD #WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PLAGUE

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

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I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
yummy-casburger:

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

I can’t breathe

yummy-casburger:

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

I can’t breathe
11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

imagineyouricon:

Imagine getting married to your icon, but in the cremony your old icon gets up from their seat and yells that they love you and don’t want you to marry anybody else. Your current icon tells them, with the same expresion as they are now, that you are theirs and now your old icon can’t have you back.

11 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE