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impishtubist:

ifeelbetterer:

#sometimes communications officers pick up old transmissions#fragments of status reports lost in subspace#distress signals from ships far beyond any kind of help#as a general rule comm officers don’t log every transmission that passes through their consoles#that would be impossible#but recording these signals is a tradition dating back to the earliest days of interstellar flight#some of them are nearly as old as that#usually all that’s left is audio but once in a while there are images#badly distorted and barely visible#on slow nights when uhura has pulled the late shift she sifts through the recordings#she’s not sure why#it’s just that it seems wrong to let them go unheard (fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)

holy shit i need fics that deal with this pronto

impishtubist:

ifeelbetterer:

holy shit i need fics that deal with this pronto

2 days ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

2 days ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

leorecchiedispock:

C’mon seriously? XD

consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:

leorecchiedispock:

C’mon seriously? XD

image

2 days ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

2 days ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman


theheirsofdurin:

”i’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.”

”fuck off, mate.”

[credits roll]

2 days ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Scottish Tumbr Photoset #9

More?

British Tumblr photoset #8

Canadian Tumblr Photoset #10

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
snickery:

I wouldn’t even be mad

snickery:

I wouldn’t even be mad

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

image

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

thatpotterguy:

fangpants:

lady-jekyll:

gaminginyourunderwear:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

Me too.

FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.

Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

flabbey:

losing power in five nights at freddy’s

image

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

cosplayblog:

Nebula from Guardians of the Galaxy

Cosplayer: Karin Olava [TM | DA | TW | FB]

Photographers:

  • Håvard Staub Nyhus (#1)
  • Danarki [WW | TW | FB | IN] (#2)
4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE