Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
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Where is 12?
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
I agree, it is highly unnatural…You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books