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tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

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7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

homoish:

my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
cassywinchestertheangel:

prestoflauto:

my-little-ninja:

the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.



HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”


THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

NO

cassywinchestertheangel:

prestoflauto:

my-little-ninja:

the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

image

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
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THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

NO

7 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

8 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE